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  I put a hand against her shoulder to push her back. I didn’t have that kind of strength, but she backed off, frowning. “What?”

  “Something,” I said. I rubbed at my eyes. Something was bothering me. I was forgetting something, I was sure of it. Something I said I would do on Saturday. I struggled to push thoughts of drug wars and people driven mad by the Third Sight visions given them by the ThreeEye drug, and tried to concentrate.

  It didn’t take long to click. Monica. I had told her I would get in contact with her. I patted at my duster pockets until I found my notepad, and took it out. Fumbled it open, and waved at Murphy.

  “Candle. Need to read something.”

  “Christ, Dresden. I swear you’re at least as bad as my first husband. He was stubborn enough to kill himself, too.” She sighed, and brought a candle over. The light hurt my eyes for a moment. I made out Monica’s number and I dialed her up.

  “Hello?” a male child’s voice asked.

  “Hi,” I said. “I need to speak to Monica, please.”

  “Who’s this?”

  I remembered I was working for her on the sly and answered, “Her fourth cousin, Harry, from Vermont.”

  “’Kay,” the kid said. “Hold on.” Then he screamed, without lowering the mouthpiece of the phone from his lips, “MOM! YOUR COUSIN HARRY FROM VERMONT IS ON THE PHONE LONG-DISTANCE!”

  Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon—perfect.

  I waited for the pounding in my head to resolve into mere agony as the kid dropped the phone and ran off, feet thumping on a hardwood floor.

  A moment later, there was the rattle of the phone being picked up, and Monica’s quiet, somewhat nervous voice said, “Um. Hello?”

  “It’s Harry Dresden,” I told her. “I just wanted to call to let you know what I’d been able to find out for y—”

  “I’m sorry,” she interrupted me. “I don’t, um…need any of those.”

  I blinked. “Uh, Monica Sells?” I read her the phone number.

  “Yes, yes,” she said, her voice hurried, impatient. “We don’t need any help, thank you.”

  “Is this a bad time?”

  “No. No, it’s not that. I just wanted to cancel my order. Discontinue the service. Don’t worry about me.” There was an odd quality to her voice, as though she were forcing a housewife’s good cheer into it.

  “Cancel? You don’t want me looking for your husband anymore? But ma’am, the money—” The phone began to buzz and static made the line fuzzy. I thought I heard a voice in the background, somewhere, and then the sound went dead except for the static. For a moment, I thought I’d lost the connection entirely. Blasted unreliable phones. Usually, they messed up on my end, not on the receiving end. You can’t even trust them to foul up dependably.

  “Hello? Hello?” I said, cross and grumpy.

  Monica’s voice returned. “Don’t worry about that. Thank you so much for all of your help. Good day, bye-bye, thank you.” Then she hung up on me.

  I took the phone away from my ear and stared at it. “Bizarre,” I said.

  “Come on, Harry,” Murphy said. She took the phone from my hand and planted it firmly in its cradle.

  “Aww, Mom. It’s not even dark yet.” I made the lame joke to try to think about something besides how terribly my head was going to hurt when Murphy helped me up. She did. It did. We hobbled into the bedroom and when I stretched out on the cool sheets I was reasonably certain I was going to set down roots.

  Murphy took my temperature and felt my scalp with her fingers, careful around the goose egg on the back of my skull. She shined a penlight into my eyes, which I did not like. She also got me a drink of water, which I did like, and had me swallow a couple of aspirin or Tylenol or something.

  I only remember two more things about that morning. One was Murphy stripping me out of my shirt, boots, and socks, and leaning down to kiss my forehead and ruffle my hair. Then she covered me up with blankets and put out the lights. Mister crawled up and lay down across my legs, purring like a small diesel engine, comforting.

  The second thing I remember was the phone ringing again. Murphy was just about to leave, her car keys rattling in her hand. I heard her turn back to pick up the phone, and say, “Harry Dresden’s residence.”

  There was a silence.

  “Hello?” Murphy said.

  After another pause Murphy appeared in the doorway, a small shadow, looking down at me. “Wrong number. Get some rest, Harry.”

  “Thanks, Karrin.” I smiled at her, or tried to. It must have looked ghastly. She smiled back, and I’m sure hers was nicer than mine.

  She left then. The apartment got dark and quiet. Mister continued to rumble soothingly in the dark.

  It kept nagging at me, even as I fell asleep. What had I forgotten? And another, less sensible question—who had been on the line who hadn’t wanted to speak to Murphy? Had Monica Sells tried to call me back? Why would she call me off the case and tell me to keep the money?

  I pondered that, and baseball bats and other matters, until Mister’s purring put me to sleep.

  Chapter

  Thirteen

  I woke up when thunder rattled the old house above me.

  True dark had fallen. I had no idea of what time it was. I lay in bed for a moment, confused and a little dizzy. There was a warm spot on my legs, where Mister must have been until a few moments before, but the big grey cat was nowhere to be seen. He was a chicken about thunderstorms.

  Rain was coming down in sheets. I could hear it on the concrete outside and on the old building above me. It creaked and swayed in the spring thunderstorm and the wind, timbers gently flexing, wise enough with age to give a little, rather than put up stubborn resistance until they broke. I could probably stand to learn something from that.

  My stomach was growling. I got out of bed, wobbled a little, and rooted about for my robe. I couldn’t find it in the dark, but came across my duster where Murphy had left it on a chair, neatly folded. Lying on top of it was a scattering of cash, along with a napkin bearing the words “You will pay me back.—Murphy.” I scowled at the money and tried to ignore the flash of gratitude I felt. I picked up my duster and tugged it on over my bare chest. Then I padded on naked feet out into the living room.

  Thunder rumbled again, growling outside. I could feel the storm, in a way that a lot of people can’t, and that most of those who can put down to nerves. It was raw energy up there, naked and pulsing through the clouds. I could feel the water in the rain and clouds, the moving air blowing the droplets in gusts against the walls of the house above. I could sense, waiting, the fire of the deadly lightning, leaping from cloud to cloud above and seeking a path of least resistance to the patient, timeless earth that bore the brunt of the storm’s attack. All four elements, interacting, moving, energy flashing from place to place in each of its forms. There was a lot of potential in storms, that a sorcerer could tap into if he was desperate or stupid enough. A lot of energy to be used, up there, where the forces of ancient nature brawled and tumbled.

  I frowned, thinking about that. It hadn’t occurred to me before. Had there been a storm on Wednesday night? Yes, there had. I remember thunder waking me for a few moments in the hours before dawn. Could our killer have tapped into it to fuel his spells? Possibly. It bore looking into. Such tapped magic was often too unstable or volatile to use in such a carefully directed fashion.

  Lightning flashed again, and I counted three or four seconds before the rumble reached me. If the killer was using the storms, it would make sense that if he or she were to strike again, it would happen tonight. I shivered.

  My stomach growled, and more mundane matters took my attention. My head was feeling somewhat better. I wasn’t dizzy anymore. My stomach was furious with me—like a lot of tall, skinny men, I eat endlessly, but it never stays on. I have no idea why. I shambled into the kitchen and started building up the grill.

  “Mister?” I called. “You hun
gry, bud? I’m gonna fry up some burgers, mmm, mmm, mmm.”

  Lightning flashed again, closer this time, the thunder following right on its heels. The flash was bright enough to sear through my half-sunken windows and make me wince against it. But, in the flash of light, I caught sight of Mister.

  The cat was up on the top of my bookshelf, in the far corner of the apartment—as far as it was possible to get away from my front door. He was watching it, his eyes luminous in the half dark, and though he had the cat-lazy look of any lounging feline, his ears were tilted forward, and his gaze focused unwaveringly upon the door. If he’d had a tail, it would have been twitching.

  There came a knocking, a rapping, at my chamber door.

  Maybe it was the storm making me nervous, but I quested out with my senses, feeling for any threat that might have been there. The storm made a mess of things, and all of that noise, both physical and spiritual, kept me from being able to tell anything more than that there was someone outside my door.

  I felt in the pocket of my duster for the gun—but I remembered that I had set it aside in the lab last night and not taken it with me down to the police station. Police don’t take kindly to anyone but police toting firearms inside the station, don’t ask me why. In any case, it was out of easy reach now.

  And then I remembered that Linda Randall was supposed to be showing up. I berated myself for getting spooked so easily, and then again for sleeping so long, and then again for looking and smelling like I hadn’t showered in a couple of days or combed my hair or shaved or anything else that might have made me marginally less unappealing. Ah, well. I got the impression that with Linda, that sort of thing didn’t seem to matter too much. Maybe she was into eau des hommes.

  I walked over to the door and opened it, smoothing back my hair with one hand and trying to keep a sheepish grin off of my face.

  Susan Rodriguez waited outside in the rain, her black umbrella held above her. She wore a khaki trench coat and an expensive black dress beneath it, with heels. Pearls shone at her throat and ears. She blinked at me when I appeared in the door. “Harry?”

  I stared at her. Oh my gosh. I had forgotten my date with Susan. How in the world could I have forgotten that? I mean, the White Council, the police, vampires, concussions, junkies, mob bosses, and baseball-bat-swinging thugs notwithstanding—

  Well, no. There probably weren’t any women incredible enough to make me keep my mind on them through all of that. But all the same, it seemed a little rude of me.

  “Hi, Susan,” I said, lamely. I peered past her. When had Susan said she was going to show up? Nine? And when had Linda said? Eight—no, wait. She’d said eight o’clock at first, and then said she’d be by in another hour after that. At nine. Hooboy. This was not going to be pretty.

  Susan read me like a book and glanced back behind her in the rain, before looking back up at me. “Expecting someone, Harry?”

  “Not exactly,” I told her. “Uh, well. Maybe. Look, come on in. You’re getting drenched.” Which wasn’t exactly true. I was getting drenched, my bare feet soaked, standing there in the open door, the wind blowing rain down the stairway at me.

  Susan’s mouth quirked in a malicious, predatory little smile, and she came in, folding down her umbrella and brushing past me. “This is your apartment?”

  “Nah,” I told her. “This is my summer home in Zurich.” She eyed me as I closed the door, took her coat, and hung it up on a tall old wooden hat stand near the doorway.

  Susan turned away from me as I hung up her coat. Her dress showed her back, the long curve of her spine, all the way down to her waist. It had a fairly tame hemline, and long, tight sleeves. I liked it. A lot. She let me see her back for a while as she walked away from me, toward the fireplace, then slowly turned to face me, smirking, leaning one smooth hip on the couch. Her midnight hair was bound up on top of her head, displaying a long and slender neck, her skin an advertisement for something smooth and wonderful. Her lips quirked up at the corners, and she narrowed her dark, flashing eyes at me. “The police having you put in overtime, Harry?” she drawled. “The killings must be sensational. Major crime figure, murdered with magic. Care to make a statement?”

  I winced. She was still hunting for an angle for the Arcane. “Sure,” I told her. Her eyes widened in surprise. “I need a shower,” I said. “I’ll be right back. Mister, keep an eye on the lady, eh?”

  Susan gave me a little roll of her eyes, then glanced up and studied Mister on his perch on the bookcase. Mister, for his part, flicked an ear and continued staring at the door.

  More thunder rumbled overhead.

  I lit a few candles for her, then took one with me into the bathroom. Think, Harry. Get awake, and get your head clear. What to do?

  Get clean, I told myself. You smell like a horse. Get some cool water over your head and work this out. Linda Randall is going to be here in a minute, and you need to figure out how to keep Susan from prying her nose into the murders.

  So advised, I agreed with myself and hurriedly got undressed and into the shower. I don’t use a water heater, and consequently I am more than used to cold showers. Actually, given how often I, and wizards in general, get to date actual real women, maybe that’s just as well.

  I was just lathering up with shampoo when the lightning got a lot worse, the thunder a lot louder, the rain a lot harder. The height of the storm had hit the old house and hit it hard. It was almost possible to see clearly in the violent electrical discharge. Almost impossible to hear over the thunder. But I caught a flicker of motion out of the corner of my eye, a shadow that moved across the sunken window (covered by modest curtains) in the bathroom. Someone was moving toward the stairs down to my apartment.

  Did I mention how I haven’t had a ton of success with women? Nights like this are one reason why. I panicked, hard. I leapt out of the shower, my head all a-sudsy, wrapped a towel around my waist, and headed out into the front room.

  I couldn’t let Linda just come to the door and have Susan answer it. That would be the cattiest thing you’ve ever seen, and I would be the one to get all the scratches and bites, too.

  I rounded the corner from my bedroom into the main room and saw Susan reaching for the doorknob. Lightning flashed again, and thunder kept me from hearing the knob’s click-clack. I heard something else, though, a snarling, spitting sound, and saw Mister, on his feet now, his back arched up and all his fur fluffed out, teeth bared, his no-longer-sleepy eyes fastened on the door.

  The thunder passed as Susan swung the door open. I could see her face in profile. One hand was on her hip, and there was an amused, dangerous little smile on her pretty mouth.

  As the door opened, I felt it, the cloud of energies that accompanies a spirit-being when it comes into the mortal world, disguised until now by the background clutter of the storm. A figure stood in the doorway, rather squat, less than five feet tall, dressed in a plain brown trench coat, illuminated by blue lightning overhead. There was something wrong to the shape, something that just wasn’t a part of good old Mother Earth. Its “head” turned to look at me, and sudden twin points of fire, as blue as the lightning dancing above, flared up, illuminating the leathery, inhuman curves of a face that most closely resembled that of a large and warty toad.

  Susan got a good look at the demon’s eyes and face from two feet away and screamed.

  “Susan!” I shouted, already moving toward the couch. “Get out of the way!” I threw myself to the floor behind the couch, landed with a whumph of hard floor hitting my ribs.

  The demon’s jaws parted in a silent hiss, and its throat constricted weirdly as I vanished behind the couch. There was a hissing sound, and a heart-sized section of the couch just dissolved in a cloud of mist and foul stench. Droplets of liquid spattered through, onto the floor near me, and where they touched little holes corroded outward in the space of two seconds. I rolled away from the couch and the demon’s acid.

  “Susan!” I shouted. “Get back toward the kitchen! Don�
��t get between it and me!”

  “What is it?” she screamed back at me.

  “A bad guy.” I poked my head up and peered through the smoking hole in the couch, ready to duck back down at a moment’s notice. The demon, squat and bulkier than a human, was standing in the doorway, both long-fingered, pad-tipped hands leaning forward toward the inside of the house. It paused as though resting against a light screen.

  “Why isn’t it coming in?” Susan asked from the far corner, near the door. Her back was pressed to the wall, and her eyes were wide and terrified. My God, I thought, just don’t pass out on me, Susan.

  “Homestead laws,” I said. “It isn’t a mortal creature. It has to gather its energy to push through the barrier around a home.”

  “Can it get in?” she said. Her voice was thin, reedy. She was asking questions, gathering information, data, falling back on her ingrained career instincts—because, I suspected, her rational brain had short-circuited. That happens to people who get a good hard look at a demon for the first time.

  I hurried over to her and grabbed her arm, dragging her back toward the door leading down to my lab. “Get down there,” I shouted, jerking the door up and revealing the folding ladder-staircase.

  “It’s dark,” Susan protested. “Oh, God.” She blinked down at my waist. “Harry? Why are you naked?”

  I looked down. And blushed. The towel must have fallen off while I was dancing around. Looking down made the shampoo suds still in my hair runnel down into my eyes, making them sting and burn. Could this evening get any worse?

  There was a tearing sound from the doorway, and the toad-demon sort of surged forward a stumbling step. It was now in my house. Lightning still danced in the sky behind it, and I could only see it in ugly, hunchbacked outline, except for the electric light of its wide, round, googly eyes as it came toward me. Its throat was working in little, undulating motions.

  “Crap,” I said. I’m quite eloquent in times of crisis. I shoved Susan toward the stairs, and turned toward the demon, tips of my thumbs touching, fingers spread, palms out toward it.